Vehicles | September 23, 2015 9:00 am

The Party Bus You’ve Always Wanted? This Van.

Yes, van. Step inside.

By The Editors

Of all the items on the millionaire’s wish list — yacht, private island, private yacht island — “cargo van” doesn’t typically pull much rank.

But this thing? This ain’t Stanley Steemer. This is the Business Lounge by Brabus, a German aftermarket auto-tuning company that’s been souping up the likes of Benzes, Teslas and Maybachs since 1977.

On the outside: a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter van with upgraded wheels, bumper and hood ornament. Nothing too fancy.

Jack open the hatch, though, and you’re looking at a bona fide five-star boardroom on wheels. Read: Four fully reclinable leather seats (front-facing, of course, for conducting business stuff). Two more in the back (for the interns — theirs don’t recline). Keurig-style coffeemaker. And the kicker? A handsome cooler for your bubbly.

You’ll want to wait till they put their name on the dotted line to break into that last part.

More pictures below.