Minnesota High School Hockey Players Still Have the Best Hair on the Internet

Rejoice: the 2017 'All Hockey Hair Team’ has arrived

March 14, 2017 9:00 am

It’s that time of year again. No, not March Madness, St. Patrick’s Day or the return of winter. We’re talking the 2017 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team video.

For the uninitiated, the annual ranking counts down the best hairdos from the Minnesota Boys High School Hockey State Tournament. That’s right: no game highlights here. Just mullets, mops and even a cameo from the prime minister of manes: Justin Trudeau. According to City Pages, native Minnesotan John King has compiled the videos every year since 2011. His curation is only surpassed by his madcap narration. Our favorite line this time around is about Reagan Garden:

“They don’t tell you his middle name’s ‘Olive,’ because he brought unlimited salad to the tournament for everyone.”

Grab a bowl and press play.

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