Home Goods | November 23, 2016 9:00 am

Embrace Your Inner Pat Bateman With These Integrated Wall Lights

Cool, or kinda-sorta sociopath-y?

Are you a sex addict played by Michael Fassbender in an emotionally chilly European character study? 

A great admirer of the interior design aesthetic preferred by a succession of Bret Easton Ellis anti-heroes? 

Answer yes to either of the above and have we got the home lighting system for you. 

It’s the HYDE Integrated Lighting System, which allows users to build LED light strips into 12mm thick wall panels made of three Instagram-ready textures: raw concrete, white marble and yellow pine. (Just think of the likes!) 

Customers aren’t even limited to the lighting strips: HYDE can also, perhaps ill-advisedly, build in LED numerals — just in case you wanted to display the time in the most aggravating way possible. 

Of course, if you’ve ever dreamed of an LED wall, this is the ticket. 

Honestly, we can’t decide if we love it or hate it. We just know it exudes the dull-edged minimalism that evil rich dudes in movies favor.

It’s up to you to decide if that’s the aesthetic you’re going for.