By Kirk Miller / April 27, 2018 9:00 am

We make a lot of assumptions about moms.

So this Mother’s Day, put aside thoughts of kitchenwares (it’s not her job), brunches (overpriced and crowded) and whatever balm, chocolate or flowers you thought would be a good idea.

Instead, help mom chill. Here’s how: My Bud Vase, a company that takes vintage and one-of-a-kind vases — along with a few original designs — and transforms ‘em into very pretty, very discreet bongs. (And yes, you can still use ‘em for flowers of the literal variety as well.)

But don’t take our word for it. Here’s the heartstring-tugging description for the Aurora vase: “Stare in awe as her iridescence shines like a beacon of creativity. An electrical phenomenon characterized by her natural display of colors. Lustrous and luxurious, the magnetism can be felt as you hold this vase. Only seen at a high latitude, she’s the perfect partner to take you out of this world.”

Mother’s Day orders must be placed by May 9th to guarantee delivery by Saturday, May 12th.

Cannabis not your mom’s style? Check out our Mother’s Day Gift Guide.