Food & Drink | September 2, 2016 9:00 am

This Thing Makes Bacon, Eggs, Toast and Coffee AT THE SAME TIME

Pretty much the most important invention ever.

History is full of awe-inspiring inventions.

The wheel. The printing press. The turtle hat.

But the majesty of all those things notwithstanding, it appears the ultimate invention has finally arrived. Behold: the 3-in-1 Family Size Breakfast Station from Nostalgia.

A machine that combines a griddle, toaster oven and coffee pot into one countertop-friendly package, the Breakfast Station allows morning mealmakers to cook eggs, fry bacon, make toast and brew coffee using one single device.

The compact cooking station’s coffeemaker can brew up to four cups of Joe at once, while the convection oven can toast, bake or reheat last night’s leftovers. The 3-in-1 kitchen tool is selling for $64 on Amazon (free shipping) and also has a throwback commercial that your local diner probably doesn’t want you to see.