They had us at “steak perfection.”

Horrible name aside, Beefer, an ingenious gas-powered countertop grill made and designed in Germany, promises ridiculously quick and “searious” results for your steaks. (Along with, apparently, terrible meat puns.)


The key? High heat from above.

Reaching temps up to 1,500 degrees Fahrenheit, the Beefer gets more than twice as hot as a typical gas or charcoal grill. And because that heat arrives from a top-mounted ceramic burner, your steak will caramelize in seconds with no flavor loss, as the juice and fat won’t drain into the grill’s flames.

Bonus: The interior parts are dishwasher-safe, to boot.

Available in three sizes, the Beefer starts at $899.

(H/t Uncrate)