Culture | December 21, 2017 9:00 am

The Only Bar That Has $99 ‘Crashpads’ on the Menu

You don’t have to go home. But you CAN stay here.

“Drink responsibly,” they said. 

You didn’t listen.

Fret not, mon frere. Just order yourself a room … off the cocktail menu.

Magic Hour at the Moxy Hotel is now offering get-out-jail-cheap Crashpads that you can only book on the spot.

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The cheeky rooms, of which there are 19, span a cozy 120 square feet and will run a fella just $99. Not a bad doghouse rate for NYC. There’s a phone (in case of emergency), full bath (obviously, it’s not France), small-screen TV and a bed for one (or one plus a very close — maybe new? — friend). And most importantly, they’re packin’ nice, dark shades.

It’s everything one needs after a spin on the bar’s carousel, a round of putt-putt golf and perhaps too many rounds of swill.

Just don’t forget to cancel your Uber.