Chicago | December 6, 2013 9:00 am

Caddy Shack

By The Editors

Because man can not live on golf alone (he also needs beer), there’s this:

Fairways, Chicago’s first bar with state-of-the-art golf simulators, opening tonight in Lincoln Park.

Before you play a round upstairs, you’ll want to have a round downstairs.

Steady your hand on the first floor with a well-rounded whiskey and beer list. The fried green tomato club with pork belly will also set you straight.

Upstairs: a full bar, lounge and four reservation-only HD Golf simulators.

Real clubs. Real balls. Play 18 on famous courses like Pebble Beach and Spanish Bay, or just drive to your handicap’s content.

In addition to reserved free play, expect co-ed leagues, standing tee times and private member leagues complete with a caddy who’ll schlep your clubs upstairs while you pre-game below.

Golf clap.