Arts & Entertainment | July 24, 2017 9:00 am

Here’s How 10 Twitter Creeps Wished JLo a Happy Birthday

Not exactly what you’d want for your 48th

By The Editors

In addition to being a medium for breaking news, comedic banter and strange, misspelled insights into whatever’s on the president’s mind, Twitter is also a cesspool.

Long a haven for trolls, creepers and anonymous character assassins of all kinds, Twitter provides an excellent platform for users to directly interact with celebrities in whatever manner they see fit. In some cases, those interactions are wholly appropriate. Other times, they’re really, really not. This phenomenon is never more evident than when a female celebrity celebrates a birthday, like Jennifer Lopez is doing today.

Unsurprisingly, suitors from all over the Twitterverse are stopping by to well-wish. Here is a selection of some of the most nauseating:

If it wasn’t at all clear, the 10 messages above constitute a brief guide to How Not to Tell Your Celebrity Crush Happy Birthday on Twitter.

In fact, we would recommend from abstaining from that activity in toto.