The Big Game
On Sunday, you may have heard, Denver goes head-to-ectoplasmic-head against the Seahawks.
It’s the career-defining moment for one Mr. Peyton Manning — a legend whose forehead is already five Joe Bucks big, and who currently leads the best offense in the history of the NFL despite having a fused Mekaneck.
You, meanwhile, will be watching the game with friends.
To ensure you’re prepared for all game day party eventualities, we present our first ever Super Bowl board game — complete with an informative sidebar titled “Denver vs. Seattle Argument Settler”, in which our New York editor (from Denver) and our Nation editor (from Seattle) argue the merits of their respective hometowns.