The Best of #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots to Kick Off Your Weekend

While other parts of him aren’t known for being very large, no one has ever disputed the size of Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s big mouth — the dude does not mince words.

For that reason — and because it’s funny — the interwebs decided it would be a good idea to start doing brisk movie plot explainers as Trump and that’s how #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots was born.

For example, this is a #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots review of Jurassic Park: “The park? Poorly run, folks. In my park the dinosaurs would be bigger. I mean YUGE. Make Goldblum great again”

Get it? Got it. Good. The internet will be taking it from here.

#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots this pic.twitter.com/XhCPotVhS5

— Semaj (@moralesdc) August 18, 2016

Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I’d do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) August 18, 2016

This guy, this creepy guy, he’s got scissors for hands. Many people are saying this. My hands, they’re great. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Aaron Wiener (@Wieneraaron) August 18, 2016

Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can’t win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016

Buncha 2’s with a few 9’s try to act like men and lose. Weak. I could easily beat them. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/QnlXf99lfF

— a girl is no one (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 18, 2016

Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can’t be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan) August 18, 2016

Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016

Schindler. What a traitor. Sneaks behind Germanys back to help these terrorists. Bad business. Id have him hung. #trumpexplainsmovieplots

— James Warner (@xXI_Am_MeXx) August 19, 2016

Calvin – great businessman, good friend of mine. Immigrants try to steal his assets. Sad. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/O8ud3fuzzR

— Gav (@miracleofsound) August 18, 2016

Nash, hears voices, he’s crazy!Give HIM a noble prize? Imagine what I could win. I have the best brain, the best. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Jeremy Canfield (@gingajsc139) August 19, 2016

The Grinch, great guy. Trust me. The Whos are such losers, folks. I’m polling great in Whoville, by the way. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Mike Cochnar (@trashcan_jones) August 19, 2016

Kid wants BB gun for Christmas, pathetic and wimpy, weak, Go Bigly, kid, ask for AK47, be a winner, like me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Rick Villafana (@rick_villafana) August 19, 2016

Good guy. GREAT dancer. Goes to Asia. Gets shot like a loser. Sad! Good runner though. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/fN6i7IdkeO

— Zane Henderson (@ZaneHenderson) August 18, 2016

Listen, folks. Japan is in real trouble. Nice people. Big lizard problem though. Huge. Ruining the market. Sad. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Bo Hunter (@BoHunterrr) August 19, 2016

#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Jeff Lebowski – great, great guy. Beautiful, stunning wife – He gets his rug stolen by some liberal – big crook!

— Ryan Hensel (@dieseldda) August 19, 2016

“…they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists, and some, I assume, are good people.”#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/3At22ZO3ZC

— blake (@blakejp) August 18, 2016

Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Scott Dooley (@scottdools) August 18, 2016

Keyser Soze, great guy, tells great stories, amazing stories. Has a limp, boom, no limp. This guy beats everybody. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

— Allan Chaykin (@bad_sloth) August 19, 2016