Arts & Entertainment | October 15, 2014 9:00 am

The 9 Scariest Rooms in San Francisco

Do you have signal here?

By The Editors

When you’re a kid, hell seems like a fun concept.

The ghosts, the devils, the graveyards.

When you’re a grown-ass man, hell can, at times, seem like where you live.

Restrictive parking signs, “artisanal” everything, those lanyard-laden tech conference attendees, everywhere.

With those daily frustrations in mind, we present The San Francisco House of Horrors.


The San Francisco House of Horrors is what a haunted house would be, if that haunted house truly made you wallow in the terror of day-to-day San Fran.


Lyft drivers who get too personal.

Long-chinned investors demanding profitability.

Hey, we love this city.

It’s just a terrifying place to live.