Yep, Sexy Halloween Costumes Are Still Repulsive
Do we really need sexy poop emoji? No, we do not.
Ah, “sexy” Halloween costumes.
The last refuge for the lazy.
Of course I’m fine with scantily-clad women on Halloween … if the context is right. (As Brian Fantana said in Anchorman, “Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines.”) But taking a popular occupation/celebrity/meme and adding “sexy” before it doesn’t score you points for creativity.
Last night, Twitter was having some fun with terribly unncessary sexy getups. The highlights:
Ladies, you can be a sexy poop emoji for Halloween. https://t.co/eQ9CYvnzgG pic.twitter.com/uRCcyuYbxM
— Amber Ying (@diabola) September 27, 2016
Sexy poop emoji.
this halloween i’ll be going as sexy harambe pic.twitter.com/KWpb0BcnzY
— selfie t (@tylerfbradley) September 29, 2016
Did we know there was a sexy trump Halloween costume? pic.twitter.com/YDqyWcpTfx
— Maia Bittner (@maiab) September 29, 2016
Sexy Trump (dear God, why?).
Well Halloween is soon upon us and that means more awful costumes. This years worst so far? Sexy Bob Ross painting. https://t.co/tm0VOmREVX pic.twitter.com/phTkq1Uy1y
— Boyks (@HunkyFlunkie) September 23, 2016
And sexy Bob Ross painting.
You can find more terrible ideas here, like sexy corn and sexy Patrick from SpongeBob Squarepants.
And here’s a few stores that go sexy for Halloween, if you want to uncreatively ogle: Yandy, Halloween Express, 3 Wishes, AMI Clubwear and, for do-it-yourself types, 63 insanely cheap DIY sexy Halloween costumes.
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