Advice | October 15, 2014 9:00 am

The 9 Scariest Rooms in America

No, not the kale!

By The Editors

When you’re a kid, hell seems like a fun concept.

The ghosts, the devils, the graveyards.

When you’re a grown-ass man, hell can, at times, seem like where you live.

Ebola paranoia, that godawful Iggy Azalea song, more Ebola paranoia.

With those daily frustrations in mind, we present The InsideHook House of Horrors.

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The InsideHook House of Horrors is what a haunted house would be, if that haunted house truly made you wallow in the terror of day-to-day America.

The Iowa primary.

Flying Delta.

Kale.

Hey, we love this country.

It’s just a terrifying place to live.