To be a true New York gourmand these days, you have to dine on Brooklyn cuisine at least occasionally –  though dine too often and you risk going native, a Colonel Kurtz lost in the exotic heart of wistfully agrarian darkness.

Get in, get out, and get fed with the Brooklyn Grub Crawl: a three-day tour of BK's finest restaurants June 1st-3rd, now selling tickets.

Friday in Carroll Gardens

An evening journey that includes:

  • a punch demonstration at craft cocktail haunt Clover Club

  • lambrusco and crostinis with “The Franks” at Frank’s Prime Meats

  • a smorgasbord of sweets at Treats Truck’s just-opened brick-and-mortar location.

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Saturday in Williamsburg

An afternoon stroll featuring:

  • a slider-and-sangria garden chat with the founders of Meatball Shop

  • oysters and absinthe at Parisian-style boîte Maison Premiere

  • a behind-the-scenes tour and tasting at Brooklyn Winery

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Sunday in Red Hook

Start bright and early with an 11:00am roasting/brewing demo and tasting at Stumptown Coffee. Additional stops include:

  • a homemade Korean-style breakfast at The Good Fork

  • tasting of house-cured meats and pickles on the waterfront with Mile End Deli.

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Tickets are available for each day individually, or the whole weekend – which closes with drinks and live tunes at Sunny’s, a Brooklyn institution for over 120 years.

So godspeed, ye epicureans. Just beware of the natives.